Breaking Wind (Unrated)

LINDSEY LOHAN, PING PONG BALLS, AND A MULE
With a title containing all the wit and wisdom of a nine year old, I kept my expectations exceedingly low, i.e. Tempe Video level. The movie is NOT a spoof on "Breaking Dawn" but rather a spoof on "Eclipse." "Breaking Dawn" is spoofed the last few minutes of the film. Breaking wind is something grossly associated with the wolves and Bella. It is overly used in the beginning of the film as well as the low brow sexual humor is excessive. There is a discussion of size of all the main characters sexual organs. "Cavernous" was used to describe Bella (Heather Ann Davis) who subscribes to "Ebony Thunder" magazine.

Edward (Eric Callero) has some issues with sex that blue pills can't help. Frank Pacheco portrays a rather portly shirtless Jacob who engages in a lot of toilet, implanting, and marking territory humor.

The overly excessive low brow humor diminishes to a tolerable level after Danny Trejo explains the story of the wolves and vampires. It is a humorous story,...

Still a Better Love-Story Than Twilight!!!
In the vein of Taintlight and Vampires Suck comes another dirty spoof of those sparkly glampire movies. This movie is basically a spoof of 'Eclipse' with a few references to the other movies. The movie is filled with toilet humor and random jokes. Bella is still just as melodramatic as ever and in love with Edward. Obese Jacob often tries to sleep with her, but gets turned down as always. Victoria is building an army of newbie vampires to kill Bella. It's up to the dim-witted Cullen family to stop her and the army. If you like sick over-the-top jokes, you'll like BREAKING WIND!!!

a foolish spoof
If you enjoyed the five twilight films, this isn't for you. I thought this film would at least be watchable, it was not though. I tried to watch this movie, but after 2o minutes I couldn't stand this movie. This movie is just to stupid and lacks even a basic plot, im sure glad I didn't spend a lot of money on this film, as it isn't worth no more then 1$ total.

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